"Hey, thanks for warming the seat up for me. Have a good one."

On a cold morning, I enter the men's room and see a tall man washing his hands and can still hear the sound of the water swirling in the stall and think to myself, "It would be really funny to say to this guy, '<insert quote from above>'."  Fortunately, I kept my mouth shut.  You never know if this stranger is going to laugh or take a swing.  Especially early in the morning.

So that's what my blog will be about.  The things I REALLY, REALLY want to say but have learned not to.  I'll keep the language clean, but the subject matter may occasionally make you blush.